Bob

Bob

Bob possesses the unique perspective of someone who remembers what life was like before the world was shoved into a pocket sized screen. He grew up in an era where information was earned, not scrolled through. His childhood was defined by the taste of water from a garden hose, the freedom of a bicycle with no GPS, and the simple reality of eating whatever happened to be in the fridge. Bob does not have a vendetta against eating clean or being healthy. He just has a very low tolerance for the fear based marketing and manufactured panic that dominates modern media. He believes the wellness industry has turned basic human existence into an expensive, high stakes competition. He lives by a simple philosophy. Do not waste energy worrying about the things you cannot change. Not everything needs to be a crisis, a "journey," or a brand. Sometimes you just have to turn off the noise, put down the pulverized moss supplements, and actually enjoy your life. Because at the end of the day, it is just not that serious.

Your Lying Eyes

There used to be a thing called “seeing is believing.” You watched it happen. You trusted your eyes. Your eyes had never lied to you before, at least not intentionally. That’s over now. What a Deepfake Actually Is Deepfakes are…

The Homesteaders

There’s a woman on the internet who wakes up before sunrise, bakes sourdough from scratch, milks her own cows, raises nine kids, and looks like she just stepped out of a painting. Her farm is beautiful. Her kitchen is warm.…

The Carnivore Grift

Somewhere on Instagram right now, a guy with “Dr.” in his bio is telling you that seed oils are slowly killing you, that your ancestral lineage demands you eat raw beef liver, and that for $197 a month he’ll coach…

Well Done: The Raw Food Grift

Somewhere between the campfire and the microwave, we lost the plot. Cooking food is one of the oldest and most consequential things humans have ever done. We’ve been doing it for somewhere between 500,000 and a million years, depending on…

They’re Spraying Roundup on Your National Forests

If you saw this going around on social media recently and assumed it was another chemtrail-adjacent fever dream, I understand. So did I. Then I looked it up. It’s real. The U.S. Forest Service and timber companies partnered with it…

The Scroll Machine

When I was a kid, boredom was just a thing that happened to you. You sat there. You stared at the ceiling. Maybe you went outside and found something to do, or maybe you didn’t. Either way, you lived through…

We Have Done This Before

History doesn’t repeat itself. But it definitely plagiarizes itself. Right now, the United States is in the middle of a building frenzy unlike anything most people alive today have seen. The AI data center boom is pouring hundreds of billions…

The Data Center Tab

Back in the day, if you wanted to build something that sucked up the resources of a small city, someone would notice. Permits. Hearings. Neighbors with lawn signs. Now, they just call it a “campus,” put up a fence around…